Long Day
You know it's a long slooowww day when people start disappearing for hours on end, and coming back with KMart bags, Longs bags ... or taking lunch until 2-something in the afternoon
It really kind of gives new proof to the cat is away maxim -- why do people who are otherwise jobloss fearing, diligent employees decide to take liberties when the boss is out of the office, and the vacationing secty is not watching the door