Satan's Luau

EARTHSHATTERING NEWS!

Wolverine is not a HUMAN, and an international trade court held that to be the case. Oh yeah, and the rest of the Marvel universe isn't human either (in case you're wondering).

Read on and gain more faith in our court system and mostly non-frivolous lawsuit-prone society (or go back to your TV war viewing, sorry to bother you):

Is Wolverine a Human? Judge sez NOPE

(Story (c) 2003 AP via SFgate.com)
(Wolverine is TM and (c) Marvel Comics)