Now You Can Crush the Heathens at Home!!!
Now you can stage the Battle for Heaven and Religious Supremacy at Home!!!
Now courtesy our friends at the Jesus Christ Superstore,
Believers can buy God and Jesus Figures to fight the evil pagan and heathen religious figures.
GOD:
"His is the kingdom, the power and the glory"
Includes Kingdom-Come Kalashnikov AK-47 assault rifle and wearing Hallowed cloak of invulnerability
JESUS:
"the father, the son, and the bad mother...."
Includes Ninja-Messiah throwing nails and Death Killer-Cross pump action over-under shotgun
Who is your heathen enemy of choice (click on image for cool details)?
Rivals from Islam:
Rivals from Buddhism:
Rivals from Hinduism:
Why not stage Inter-Judeo-Christian Rivalries?
Why not include some Mormon action figures to have complete brutal religious chaos as is seen worldwide, except without the senseless deaths of the innocent? Fight deity to deity and follower to follower ...what could be better?!?!
Captain Moroni (and more, if you click the image)
Have your own holy wars battle royal --- Prove to those pagans that God and JC are the supreme beings in the pantheon of deities
And by the way, before anyone takes this too SERIOUSLY
APRIL FOOLS!!!!
Back to the Luau tomorrow, where it will be REESTABLISHING THE UNHOLINESS DAY!!!
(Images (c) 2003 JesusChristSuperStore.Net)
(Captain Moroni is (c) Latter Day Designs)