Watch Something Educational
Ok, I've had it up to here with 24 hour Target: Iraq coverage ...I just don't believe the building of a megasized discount retailer in the middle of a major metropolitan city (like Honolulu is, for example) can be even remotely newsworthy or controversial
In fact, I await the lawsuit of these major news networks by the mega-superstore chain for falsely indicating that they are planning to build a Target Superstore in Baghdad, or Kuwait City for that matter
what??? that's not what the Target: Iraq news coverage is about??
Ok, I'm ashamed and in need of some education
And for the rest of you, you can deepen your education about the events leading up to this situation in Iraq with the viewing of Terrence and Philip's Not Without My ANUS
This episode also features this guy: Looks familiar, don't he? ... I know, I know ... you don't know who he is when he is without his glasses ... I suffer from Clark Kent Syndrome as well
With special guest appearances by: CELINE DION and ugly bob
(ed. note: Ugly Bob's image is withheld because he is so goddamn ugly, BOB!)
And much like our war with Iraq ...the episode has nothing to do with this guy
Like Bill "Eat the Pudding" Cosby likes to say:
Hopefully, you'll learn something before its done ... HEY HEY HEY
(ed.note: The Luau, shamelessly pimpin since 03 ...ha)
(Ed. Note 3/31: Despite all this frivolity, for all our armed forces out there --- you have my support and best wishes to come home safely and soon)
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